A few lines from poorly edited church bulletins:
- Strength will rise ass we wait upon the Lord…
- From the Apostles’ Creed: “…born of the virgin Mary, suffered under Panties Pilate…”
- Thou shalt commit adultery.
- Hymn No. 227 – “The Friendly Breasts”
- Sermon… “Why Adultery” Last hymn… “Why Not Tonight”
- “For ours is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.”
- Announcement that a local Christian school was putting on the musical “Hell, Dolly.”
- “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve been.“
- “Hymns in the Park! Come prepared to sin!”
- “How Great We Art”
- “Bring ye all the tithes into the whorehouse.”
- “The peach of the Lord be with you all”.
- “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man should lay down his wife for his friends.”
- “…and lead us into temptation…”
- “Please Rise and Sin”
- “Friday is Adult Movie Night!”
- “I upped my tithe this year. Up yours.”
Thank you Jonathan Aigner at http: //www.patheos.com/blogs/ponderanew/
